BO: Greetings from the future, oh wise ones! I, President Barack Obama, am the leader of America now, in the year 2009.

ZGW & ZAL: ...

BO: I have brought you back from the dead to use your wisdom to guide our country through these rough times.

ZGW: Rrrrr...uuuurrrrrg....

ZAL: <BURP!>

BO: Oh, wise and glorious forefathers of this mighty nation, we are facing the worst economic times since the Great Depression...

ZGW & ZAL:...uuuh?

BO: Oh, that's right, you died before that. No matter, it was a horrible time. People jumping from buildings, families losing all of their money. Anyhow, bad times, bad times. I digress...

The people of this country are in need of our help. We need a way to get more money for the banks....

ZGW: ...rrrg...<ACHOO!>...Banks?

BO: Oh yes, banks are where we keep our money these days. Banks are just big buildings with safes that hold all the money, gold, and Other valuables inside to protect it from thieves.

ZAL: ...thieves...banks, bring back here?

BO: Yes, we need to get money and bring it back here. I don't care what it takes, but we need to figure out a way to get money and bring it back here, yes.

ZGW: ...get money...any means necessary...bring back here?

BO: Correct, Zombie George! I am impressed with the two of you. It's only been two minutes and it seems like your brain function is back to 100%!

ZAL: ...<FART!>

BO: Ha, ha, very funny, Zombie Abe! Now go out there and help America by getting us some more money. You two should have no problem as the greatest American Presidents of history.

Make America proud, Zombie Abe & George!

Zombie Abe & George's Day Out
(Guest Starring...Pocket Change for Change)

President Obama has run out of ideas on how to stimulate the economy, so he turns to his pal, and new White House mascot, Pocket Change, to help him.

Pocket Change has a great idea. He tells President Obama that they should ask the greatest Presidents of America what they would do. Unfortunately they would have to enlist 666 mad scientists to reanimate their dead bodies.

With the economy heading towards anOther Great Depression, President Obama gathers the mad scientists to bring back George Washington and Abraham Lincoln from the grave. Six months and $500 billion later, the dead ex-Presidents rose again. Unfortunately for George Washington, the process shrunk him to half the man he used to be, and increased his temper tenfold.

President Obama greeted the recently reanimated ex-Presidents after their long slumber, and begged them for their help.

The following is the transcript of the conversation between the President Obama and the undead ex-Presidents:

The Father, The Son
& The Holey Ghost

A satire of epic proportions using the three biggest players in history as the main characters, the cartoon delivers offbeat humor and historical references in zany contexts never before imagined.

Join the adventures of Dad the Father, Jay the Son and Holey the Holey Ghost as they travel back through historical times, inevitably messing everything up that gets in their way.

"The Father, the son and the holey ghost,
moving around from coast to coast..."

My Jesus (and Me)
by Playstool®

''My Jesus, My Jesus...
...Wherever I go, he goes!
My Jesus, My Jesus...
...My Jesus and Me!''

My Jesus from Playstool®

Also from Playstool®, Mein Buddy™ & MiniSister®

Chuck

Chuck is a cartoon about a man that just can't seem to find a job which can stand him for more than a week. In this cartoon, Chuck is hired to report on sand, but goes off-topic and informs viewers that the Prophet Mohammed was really invisible. In his stupidity, Chuck attempts to show a picture of the invisible deity, who is in the background laughing at their Western idiocy.

Bob's Witnesses

Bob's Witnesses is a cartoon about three imbiciles who are brainwashed by a cult of half-subgeniuses and half-Jehovah's Mormovangelists to unwittingly do their evil bidding.

The Devil's Playground

The Devil's Playground is a cartoon about a cursed playground that attracts children onto the innocent looking rides by day, and by night traps their unsuspecting dreaming souls there to be devoured by hungry, horribly gross-looking demons.

The Ferret

A crazy, wild, party animal, "id"-incarnate! Ferret's the life of every kegger, clam bake, ice cream social, family reunion, bar/bat mitzvah, baptism, exorcism, autopsy and funeral!

In/Sanity Sanity is subjective.

In ''His'' Hands Caution: The road to heaven may possibly be paved wth evil intentions.

Guest of Honor/
Cannibal Baby

"Guest of Honor" is a short story by James Marcoff about a man who attends funerals each morning to boost his own self esteem and brighten his Otherwise dull, boring life. The story was combined with a cartoon by Yu-San Moon about a cave-dwelling cannibal baby that sits atop a pile of skulls and bones of its victims while devouring anOther tasty snack.